U ever start watching a movie and immediately think “Wow this has way too many white people.”
If you do,go back the the hole you came from because thats racist
if u actually think that me saying that theres an overabundance of white people in movies is racist then boy do i have some news for u
Why are there so many songs on the radio lately that say “fuck skinny bitches?”
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us