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i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
lol
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“Real Life Barbie” cosmetic surgical lunatic Valeria Lukyanova meets equally insane male American counterpart Justin Jedlica.
he looks like a sandblasted keanu reeves
Gasp! Those are people? Not hideous, scary, grotesque life-sized dolls?
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He’s tripping on acid
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man
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for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
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ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
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