My Excuse Is That I'm Young
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale
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do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
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GET IN THE POKEBALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
— ancient trainer proverb (via cosmicocks)
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George WashingDONE with your attitude
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racism towards white people
and other urban legends
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don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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Its never just hair.
*wears her hair natural*
omg ew why would you do that you look like a slave how're you ever going to get a man when your hair looks nappy nobody wants a girl with peasy hair what about a job you look so unprofessional you need to do something with your hair you look like a nappy-headed ho how do you expect people to ever respect you?
*wears a weave*
LOL look at this ratchet bitch wearin a weave because she cant grow her own hair do you even have hair under there i mean do you even wear your real hair out at all i hate weaves its like false advertising i dont see why you'd wear fake hair when you could just have your own.
*gets a perm*
why do you want to be white why do you hate yourself so much to be burning your hair out with the creamy crack every 4-6 weeks and it cant even be healthy for your hair or your scalp you need to let it go and embrace who you really are i hope that in time you come to accept yourself and what God has given you.
fuck y'all, I do what I want.
see this is why i dont fuck with black women they got attitude problems bruh i only like a light-skin yellowbone with good hair that knows how to act i dont understand why black women gotta be so mad all the time like damn black women really aint shit.
what time do you usually go to bed?
10:30ish sometimes 4
if me dying doesnt involve at least 2 explosions and a ferrari im going to be outraged
without potatoes we wouldn’t have french fries OR vodka we should be making daily ritualistic sacrifices to the potatoes